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FILE ROOM · MAIN INDEX 12 sections · awaiting intel · last sync DTG TBD

DESPATCH · DECLASSIFIED FROM CHEYENNE MTN · CIVILIAN OPEN

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After 26 months dark, the archive is operational. Every figure, every vehicle, every issue, every episode, re-indexed against the modern Classified pipeline. Read the full sitrep and check what shipped while you were off-grid.

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INT-FEED

Intel feed

// incoming · last 72h · unfiltered ALL INTEL →

PREORDER 01 SEP 26

The Arctic B.A.T. is back up at $27.99, and Hasbro's own accessory count is off by a footlocker

INTEL 27 AUG 26

Peter Cullen has died at 85, and he was in G.I. Joe too

CLASSIFIED 26 AUG 26

The HasLab Snow C.A.T. is arriving early, and the first in-hand photos show what 16,437 backers bought

SUPER7 20 AUG 26

Super7 puts Snake Eyes in a parka, and packs the whole 1982 comic in the box

COMICS 17 AUG 26

G.I. Joe #25 puts Joe against Joe, and the cover says it runs five issues

Ninja Force Snake Eyes and Jinx Leaked Ahead of Hasbro's Own Reveal, and the Thread Is All About Target

CLASSIFIED 11 AUG 26

Hasbro: the First 6,000 Classified Cobra Commander Throne Sets Ship With the Early Regalia

PREORDER 06 AUG 26

Grunt and Sgt. Slaughter Get Their Ben Cooper Halloween Costumes in NECA Series 15

EXCLUSIVE 06 AUG 26

Fatal Fluffy Force Pack: Super7 Turns Cobra's Furriest Weapon Into an Army Builder

Arctic Battle 3-Pack: Three Cobra Cold-Weather Troopers, 27 Accessories, $84.99

Sgt. Slaughter Rides the Triple T: $109.99 Pulse Exclusive, Preorder Opens August 12

Mad Marauders Footloose, Mutt & Junkyard: SDCC 2026 Classified Reveal Now Preordering

EXCLUSIVE 29 JUL 26

M.A.R.S. S.N.A.K.E. Battle Suit Amazon Exclusive Now Up for Preorder

PREORDER 28 JUL 26

G.I. Joe Classified Retro Cardback Wave Goes Live Today: Falcon, Flash, and Cobra Valkyrie Now Available for Pre-Order

Standing brief: G.I. Joe movie: everything we know - updated as news breaks.

FTR

Field reports

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FTR-DRAFT

DRAFTS IN FOLDER

Long-form not yet filed.

FTR-DRAFT

DRAFTS IN FOLDER

Interview slate pending.

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DOS

From the file room

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Operatives roster not yet declassified.

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Vehicles inventory pending intake.