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G.I. Joe Classified Sgt. Slaughter and Triple T render revealed ahead of San Diego Comic-Con
Hasbro shares official render reveals for Sgt. Slaughter and the Triple T vehicle, announced to debut at San Diego Comic-Con 2026. The figures were teased during June's Yo Joe promotional push.
Heritage Absolute auction sends Pimp Daddy Destro to $27,344, totals $902,959 across 1,156 lots
The Derryl DePriest collection closure settles: the legendary Pimp Daddy Cobra Command Team realized $27,344, the USS Flagg took $18,750, and the deepest single G.I. Joe auction on record moved 1,156 pieces to 569 bidders for $902,959.
Bradley Cooper Cast as Duke in Danny McBride's G.I. Joe Reboot
Bradley Cooper has reportedly joined Paramount's G.I. Joe reboot as the lead, replacing Chris Hemsworth in the role of Duke. The film, written by Danny McBride, targets production in late 2026 with a grounded action and suspense approach set in the fictional town of Springfield.
Standing brief: G.I. Joe movie: everything we know - updated as news breaks.
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